Stat Slap Book Nine cover: the heroine wields a lightning sword and a bread shield before a giant armored crab.
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The Crabbening

Stat Slap Saga · Book Nine

Lightning sword. Bread shield. One absurdly large crab.

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It was only a matter of time before the crabs got involved. It is always the crabs.

[ZOMBIE COOLDOWN ACTIVE]. Armed with a crackling blade in one hand and a crusty loaf in the other, she stands between the burning city and a mechanical monstrosity the size of a building.

Book Nine is the biggest, loudest entry yet — a full-scale battle, a ridiculous premise played completely straight, and the series' signature blend of spectacle and stupidity turned up to eleven.

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